...one Of The Ways In Which Cats

In My Day The Schools Taught Two Things, Love Of Country And Penmanship-now They Don't Teach Either.

I've Always Had A Sneaking Fondness For Martin Van Buren. He Wrote His Autobiography, You Know, And Never Once Mentioned His Wife. Now That's What I Call A Mans Man.

Man Has An Infinite Capacity To Rationalize - Especially When It Comes To What He Wants To Eat.

It Has Long Been A Theory Of Mine And I Am Known, If I Do Say So, For My Long Theories That Authors, Generally Speaking, Are Rotten Letter Writers.

...one Of The Ways In Which Cats Show Happiness Is By Sleeping.