One Of These Days... One Of These

Sometimes The Feeling That Life Is Great Just Swells Up Inside You And Fills You With Joy.

Obviously A Deer On The Fairway Has Seen You Tee Off Before And Knows That The Safest Place To Be When You Play Is Right Down The Middle.

Modesty In An Actor Is As Fake As Passion In A Call Girl.

The Worst Thing You Can Do With Money Is Save It.

It Is Difficult For People To Appreciate Their Own Laughter Unless You Show Them Some Pathos Along The Way.