One Person's Disaster Is Another Person's Talking

I've Never Killed Anybody... But I've Definitely Thought About It.

If I Was Gay, There’d Be No Closet. You’d Never See The Closet I Came Out Of. Why? I Would Have Burned It For Kindling By The Time I Was Twelve! Because I Know, With All Certainty In My Mind, There’s Nothing Wrong With Being Gay And You Know It! And There’s Nothing Wrong With Being Into Chicks If You’re A Girl. And There’s Nothing Wrong With Being Into All Of It…. How Awesome Would It Be To Be Bisexual? To Just Walk Into A Room And Go ‘mmmm, Alright!!!!’

I Can Die Anytime I Want. I Wish I Could Do The Same With Life.

If I Could Go To Kabul And Not Die, I Would Go Back To Afghanistan As Soon As I Could. And, That Was The Most Interesting Place That I've Been To.

I'm Not Into Fame. I'm Not Into Making Money, Outside Of Financing My Books. I'm Not Into Status. My Thing Is Basically About Time - Not Wasting It.