One Ranger Is All You'll Ever Need.

Personally, I'm A Lazy Kind Of Guy, And Leaving The Door Open On The Mystical Saves Me Work. I Don't Have To Stress My Brain Trying To Explain The Unexplainable. It's Magic. End Of Discussion.

Howie's Doctor Told Him To Lose Ten Pounds, And Since Howie's Been On A Diet He's Gained Three.

And When I Was In The Trunk, I Saw Jesus. And The Virgin Mary. And Ozzy Osbourne.

Just Because I Know How To Change A Guys Oil Doesn't Mean I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Life On My Back, Staring Up His Undercarriage.

That Was Close,"he Said, Helping Himself To Coffee. Yeah, You Almost Opened The Door To Morelli." I Wasn't Talking About Morelli. I Was Talking About Us." That Too," I Said. Ranger Sliced A Bagel And Looked For The Toaster. It's Broken,"i Told Him. He Truned The Boiler On And Slid The Bagel Into The Oven. That's Surprisingly Domestic For A Man Of Mystery," I Said To Him. He Looked At Me Over The Rim Of His Coffee Mug. "i Like Things Hot.