One Ranger Is All You'll Ever Need.

Men Are Like Shoes. Some Fit Better Than Others. And Sometimes You Go Out Shopping And There's Nothing You Like. And Then, As Luck Would Have It, The Next Week You Find Two That Are Perfect, But You Don't Have The Money To Buy Both."-

You See What I'm Saying?" Mooner Said. "something Else Always Comes Along. You Go To Jail, You Don't Have To Worry About Anything. No Rent To Pay. No Food Bill To Sweat. Free Dental Plan. And That's Worth Something, Dude.you Don't Wnat To Stick Your Nose Up At Free Dental.

Well, Sure, But I Don't Bring God Into It. I Think Shower Massage Might Have Been Invented By The Devil. God Invented The Missionary Position.

It Was A Weird Sensation. Like Getting Caught Eavesdropping, Or Lying, Or Sitting On The Toilet And Having The Bathroom Walls Suddenly Drop Away.

With The Exception Of Dessert, Food Is Food.