One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor.

Grass Probably Helped Me As Much As It Hurt Me. Especially As A Performer.

It's A "keep Your Fingers Crossed" Business, The Entertainment Business.

Have You Ever Noticed That Anybody Driving Slower Than You Is An Idiot, And Anyone Going Faster Than You Is A Maniac?

Children Should Be Taught To Question Everything . . . Everything They Read And Everything They Hear.

If People Stand In A Circle Long Enough, They'll Eventually Begin To Dance.