One Thing Christians Do Have In Common

When I Was At School You Got An Overall General Education, On Many Things, Even Just Basic Facts.

I Thought I Was Funny As A Kid. I Used To Play Tricks On My Brothers - I'd Tie A Two-shilling Piece To A Bit Of Cotton, Then Pull It Away As They Went To Grab It.

You Know It's Time For A New Year's Resolution To Lose Weight When You Step On A Talking Scale And It Says, "one At A Time, Please.

They Say Revenge Is A Dish Best Eaten Cold, But For Most People, By The Time It's Ready To Eat, They Just Don't Fancy It Any More.

Being Christian Towards Poor People Means Trying To Improve Their Lives And Give Them Back Some Self-respect.