One Thing I Know About The Rich,

I Think Comics In New York Are Interested In Being Comics. And There're Comics In L.a. Who Are Touring Comics, Who Are Certainly More Interested In Stand-up, But A Lot Of L.a. Stand-ups Are Really Looking To Do Something Else.

My Parents Are The Last Of The Middle Class. My Father Worked For The Government Designing Sea Mines. My Mother Was A Substitute Teacher. Together, They Worked Really Only Until They Were Sixty.

The Droid I Had Actually Seemed To Have Free Will, Which I Thought Was Interesting.

If It Weren’t For My Horse, I Wouldn’t Have Spent That Year In College.

If There Is Hell, It Was Modeled After Junior High School.