One Thing I've Often Thought Is That

What I Really Love Is My Scotch. It's The Power, The Power Of Positive Drinking.

Psychologically, It's Better That I Think That I'm Dirt.

You Know The Expression 'god Protects Fools And Drunks'? I Qualify For Both.

My Week Beats Your Year.

When You're Growing Up In A Small Town You Know You'll Grow Down In A Small Town There Is Only One Good Use For A Small Town You Hate It And You Know You'll Have To Leave.