One Time I Saw An Old Man

Bowling Would Be More Interesting If It Were Slightly Uphill.

It Would Be Nice If People Said, God Bless You Not Just When You Sneezed But Also When You Farted.

I Think That When You Get Dressed In The Morning, Sometimes You're Really Making A Decision About Your Behavior For The Day. Like If You Put On Flipflops, You're Saying: 'hope I Don't Get Chased Today.' 'be Nice To People In Sneakers.'

If You Are Wearing A Bandana You Better Have Something Wise To Say, Because You Are Starting With A Credibility Deficit.

Futon World - A Wonderful Place That Becomes Slowly Less Comfortable Over Time.