Onions Can Make Even Heirs And Widows

Increase In Me That Wisdom Which Discovers My Truest Interest, Strengthen My Resolution To Perform That Which Wisdom Dictates.

The Only Things Of Certainty Are Death And Taxes.

God Will Certainly Reward Virtue And Punish Vice, Either Here Or Hereafter.

War Is When The Government Tells You Who The Bad Guy Is. Revolution Is When You Decide That For Yourself.

Trouble Springs From Idleness, And Grievous Toil From Needless Ease.