Only Good Girls Keep Diaries. Bad Girls

[to The Man Who Came Up To Her At A Party And Exclaimed Effusively, 'tallulah! I Haven't Seen You For 41 Years!':] I Thought I Told You To Wait In The Car.

I'll Come And Make Love To You At Five O'clock. If I'm Late, Start Without Me.

Will Tv Kill The Theater? If The Programs I Have Seen, Save For "kukla, Fran And Ollie," The Ball Games And The Fights, Are Any Criterion, The Theater Need Not Wake Up In A Cold Sweat.

My Progress Reminded Me Of The Horses In The Whip. They Raced At The Limit Of Their Speed Directly Toward The Audience. But They Raced On A Treadmill Which Canceled Out Their Progress.

Going Down On A Woman Gives Me A Stiff Neck, Going Down On A Man Gives Me Lockjaw And Conventional Sex Gives Me Claustrophobia.