Only In Books Has Mankind Known Perfect

It Is Dangerous To Be Sincere Unless You Are Also Stupid.

The Theory That Music Has A Depraving Effect On Morals Has Now Been Abandoned To The Old Women Of Both Sexes.

I Knew If I Waited Around Long Enough Something Like This Would Happen.

If The Announcer Can Produce The Impression That He Is A Gentleman, He May Pronounce As He Pleases.

It's A Dangerous Thing To Be Married Right Up To The Hilt, Like My Daughter's Husband. The Man Is At Home All Day, Like A Damned Soul In Hell.