Only Mediocre People Are At The Best

She Says It's Really Not Very Flattering To Her That The Women Who Fall In Love With Her Husband Are So Uncommonly Second-rate.

The Secret To Life Is Meaningless Unless You Discover It Yourself.

Art Is Merely The Refuge Which The Ingenious Have Invented, When They Were Supplied With Food And Women, To Escape The Tediousness Of Life.

Music-hall Songs Provide The Dull With Wit, Just As Proverbs Provide Them With Wisdom.

If Nobody Spoke Unless He Had Something To Say, The Human Race Would Very Soon Lose The Use Of Speech.