Only The Insane Take Themselves Seriously.

Most Women Are Not As Young As They Are Painted.

I Prefer That Laughter Shall Take Me Unawares. Only So Can It Master And Dissolve Me.

One Might Well Say That Mankind Is Divisible Into Two Great Classes: Hosts And Guests.

Pessimism Does Win Us Great Happy Moments.

Not That I Had Any Special Reason For Hating School. Strange As It May Seem To My Readers, I Was Not Unpopular There. I Was A Modest, Good-humoured Boy. It Is Oxford That Has Made Me Insufferable.