Opinions Are Like Demo Tapes. I Don't

If God Wanted Us To Accept Gays, He'd Have Made Us Compassionate

Speak From The Balls, Not From The Diaphram.

Young Girls Are Obsessed With Having A Thigh Gap. I Blame The Impossible Body Standards Set By Spongebob.

When The President Decides Something On Monday, He Still Believes It On Wednesday - No Matter What Happened Tuesday.

I Used To Write Things For Friends. There Was This Girl I Had A Crush On, And She Had A Teacher She Didn't Like At School. I Had A Real Crush On Her, So Almost Every Day I Would Write Her A Little Short Story Where She Would Kill Him In A Different Way.