Opportunity Looks A Lot Like Work...

Entertainment, Really, Is A Dying Industry.

It's Funny, I Talk To Some Of My Friends And They Don't Want To To Get A Job At Starbucks. They Don't Want To Get A Job At, Wherever, Because They Feel Like It's Below Them. And I Think The Only Thing That Can Be Below You Is To Not Have A Job. Go Work Until You Can Get The Job That You Want To Have.

If Facebook Gets Your Entire Social Graph, You Don't Necessarily Want To Share Everything With Your Entire Social Graph. You Might Wanna Parse That Social Graph. So There's A Company Called Pass That Is A Private Social Network That I Personally Use For My Friends And My Family.

I'm Happy Wherever I Go, Whatever I Do. I'm Happy In Iowa, I'm Happy Here In California.

I Think The Reward For Doing Comedy Is Doing The Comedy Itself. You Get To Go To Work Everyday And Laugh And Make Other People Laugh And To Me There's No Greater Reward Than That.