Oprah Is So Rich, I Saw John

Stand-up Comedy Is Like The Lowest Medium In All Of Show Business In Levels Of Respect.

My Goals Were Small. My Goal Was To Become A Big Enough Stand-up That I Wouldn't Have To Do Radio. I Could Sell Out A Club, Which Is Like 300 Seats. If I Got Big Enough, I Could Sell Before I Got There, And I Wouldn't Have To Get Up At 6 In The Morning To Do Radio. That Was Pretty Much The Dream. I Had No Idea I'd Be Playing Madison Square Garden Or Anything.

There's Bad And Then There's Eddy Curry Bad.

Artistically I'm Curious. But In Life? No. I Can Go To A Restaurant And Order The Same Thing For 10 Years.

Women Can Have All The Evidence But They Still Want The Confession.