Orange Is The Happiest Color.

[dean Martin] Is An Absolute, Unqualified Drunk. And If We Ever Develop An Olympic Drinking Team, He's Gonna Be The Coach... Dean Martin Has Been Stoned More Often Than The United States Embassies.

I Am A Thing Of Beauty.

Fear Is The Enemy Of Logic. There Is No More Debilitating, Crushing, Self-defeating, Sickening Thing In The World--to An Individual Or To A Nation.

I Get An Audience Personally Involved In A Song - Because I'm Involved Myself. It's Not Something I Do Deliberately: I Can't Help Myself. If The Song Is A Lament At The Loss Of Love, I Get An Ache In My Gut. I Feel The Loss Myself And I Cry Out The Loneliness, The Hurt And The Pain That I Feel.

You Can Be The Most Artistically Perfect Performer In The World, But An Audience Is Like A Broad - If You're Indifferent, Endsville.