Our Minds Need Relaxation, And Give Way

Don't Appear So Scholarly, Pray. Humanize Your Talk, And Speak To Be Understood.

No Matter What Aristotle And The Philosophers Say, Nothing Is Equal To Tobacco; It's The Passion Of The Well-bred, And He Who Lives Without Tobacco Lives A Life Not Worth Living.

Unbroken Happiness Is A Bore: It Should Have Ups And Downs.

Grammar, Which Knows How To Lord It Over Kings, And With High Hands Makes Them Obey Its Laws.

Birth Is Nothing Without Virtue, And We Have No Claim To Share In The Glory Of Our Ancestors Unless We Endeavor To Resemble Them.