Our Punning Minds Rejoin What Logic Has

The Aphorism Is A Slippery Plaything.

Prudence Does Not Make People Happy; It Merely Deprives Them Of The Excitement Of Being Constantly In Trouble.

Losing Gracefully Is Commended But Never Chosen.

Sleepy-head Is No Longer Aroused By Tragic Imaginings.

Being Enthusiastic Settles Nothing.