Our Troubles Keep Us Going.

Moderation In All Things Is Best, But It's Pretty Hard To Get Excited About It.

The Tragic Hero Prefers Death To Prudence. The Comedian Prefers Playing Tricks To Winning. Only The Villain Really Plays To Win.

The Intimacy Of Love Absolves Us Of Our Guilty Separateness.

Thank God For The Passing Of The Discomforts And Vile Cuisine Of The Age Of Chivalry!

Learned Researches Lead To Headaches, Constipation, And Befuddled Quarreling.