Wake Me Up When I'm A Size

Men Date. Women Have Relationships.

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In The '80s, I Thought I'd Be A Success As A Woman If I Were The President Of A Billion Dollar Company, Had A Sensitive Soul-mate Husband, Two Bilingual Children, Buns Of Steels, And A Compost Heap. In The '90s, I Pretty Much Feel I'm A Success If I Can Get Through The Afternoon Without Eating A Cheesecake.

The Biggest Change In My Life Is That I Now Have To Apologize For Being Thin.