Out In The Field, You Haven't Got

From Our Broadcasting Box You Can't See Any Grass At All. It Is Simply A Carpet Of Humanity.

Any Captain Can Only Do His Best For The Team And For Cricket. When You Are Winning, You Are A Hero. Lose, And The Backslappers Fade Away.

My Mantra Is: Put Your Brain Into Gear And If You Can Add To What's On The Screen Then Do It, Otherwise Shut Up.

A Cricket Ground Is A Flat Piece Of Earth With Some Buildings Around It.

When My Hair Is Long Enough To Be Cut, I Go To My Wife's Hairdresser, And She Generally Pays For It.