Outside Every Fat Man There Is An

Whatever Part Drink May Play In The Writer's Life, It Must Play None In His Or Her Work.

One Of The Great Benefits Of Organised Religion Is That You Can Be Forgiven Your Sins, Which Must Be A Wonderful Thing. I Mean, I Carry My Sins Around With Me, There's Nobody There To Forgive Them.

It Is No Wonder That People Are So Horrible When They Start Life As Children.

I Want A Dish To Taste Good, Rather Than To Have Been Seethed In Pig's Milk And Served Wrapped In A Rhubarb Leaf With Grated Thistle Root.

Misprize Common Sense At Your Peril Is My Motto.