Over The Last Couple Of Years I

Life Is Cruel. Why Should The Afterlife Be Any Different? I Offer You A Choice. Join My Crew...and Postpone The Judgment. One Hundred Years Before The Mast. Will Ye Serve?

I Read A Whole Bunch Of Bits And Pieces Over The Years, Obviously From The Fan Magazines And The Rest Of The Stuff, And I Just Wanted To Give A Little More Insight Into What's Happening In My Personal Life.

The Dutchman Sails As Its Captain Commands!

The Monkees Changed My Life But Ruined My Acting Career.

And It Really Pisses Peter And Micky Off When I Get Onto One Of Those Tangents Where I Start To Do Humor.