Over The Last Four Years, I've Made

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Over The Last Four Years, I've Made A Habit Of Coming Into My Office In The Morning And Just Getting To Work.

You Don't Wear Pants That Tight Unless You Got Balls.

I Was Never Specifically Associated With A Part, I Didn't Have Tons Of Money, I Wasn't Conventionally Tall Or Handsome, So You Know The Things That Were Available To Me Were Hard Work And Perseverance.

Three Or Four Years Ago, I Got Really Caught Up In The Movies People Were Making, The Opportunities They Were Getting, And I Was Looking At Them With Bitterness. As Soon As I Decided That Their Career Was Their Career And Mine Was Mine And I Would Have To Serve Myself, My Attitude Changed. I'm As Normal As You Can Be In These Circumstances.