Owl Hasn't Exactly Got Brain, But He

If You Were A Bird, And Lived On High, You'd Lean On The Wind When The Wind Came By, You'd Say To The Wind When It Took You Away: 'that's Where I Wanted To Go Today!

You Can't Help Respecting Anybody Who Can Spell Tuesday, Even If He Doesn't Spell It Right; But Spelling Isn't Everything. There Are Days When Spelling Tuesday Simply Doesn't Count.

Owl Explained About The Necessary Dorsal Muscles. He Had Explained This To Pooh And Christopher Robin Once Before And Had Been Waiting For A Chance To Do It Again, Because It Is A Thing You Can Easily Explain Twice Before Anybody Knows What You Are Talking About.

When We Asked Pooh What The Opposite Of An Introduction Was, He Said "the What Of A What?" Which Didn't Help Us As Much As We Had Hoped, But Luckily Owl Kept His Head And Told Us That The Opposite Of An Introduction, My Dear Pooh, Was A Contradiction; And, As He Is Very Good At Long Words, I Am Sure That That's What It Is.

My Spelling Is Wobbly. It's Good Spelling But It Wobbles, And The Letters Get In The Wrong Places.