Pan Me, Don't Give Me The Part,

Acting Is The Use Of Human Experience With Talent Added.

I Feel That Much Of The World's Sorrow Comes From People Who Are This, Yet Allow Themselves To Be Treated As That.

Nothing Dates One So Dreadfully As To Think Someplace Is Uptown. At Our Age One Must Be Watchful Of These Conversational Gray Hairs.

At Seventy-four I'm Getting Minor Raves On My Looks, But I'm Caught In The Middle. Who Knows What Seventy-four Looks Like? Who Cares? But If I'd Listened To My Friends, I Could Now Lie And Say I'm Eighty-four. For Eighty-four, The Way I Look Is Spectacular.

The Kiss. There Are All Sorts Of Kisses, Lad, From The Sticky Confection To The Kiss Of Death. Of Them All, The Kiss Of An Actress Is The Most Unnerving. How Can We Tell If She Means It Or If She's Just Practicing?