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Knowledge Is Almost Annoying.

You Can Only Talk Rubbish If You're Aware Of Knowledge.

If You Don't Have A Plan, You Can End Up Doing Some Interesting Things.

If You Sit In A Bath Of Pineapple Chunks, It Can Kill You. That's Well Documented.

They Keep Saying That Sea Levels Are Rising An' All This. It's Nowt To Do With The Icebergs Melting, It's Because There's Too Many Fish In It. Get Rid Of Some Of The Fish And The Water Will Drop. Simple. Basic Science.