Parrots Have Gone A Bit Quiet Since

It Annoys Me A Bit How People Like Squirrels But Not Rats. At The End Of The Day They're The Same Thing, Except That Squirrels Have Had A Better Upbringing.

Apparently You're Not Allowed To Lick A Toad's Back.

If You'd Have Told Me Five Years Ago That I'd Have Done All This - Two Books, Some Television And Everything - I'd Panic, I'd Be Scared.

Does The Brain Control You Or Are You Controlling The Brain? I Don't Know If I'm In Charge Of Mine.

A Block Of Blood Should Not Have The Word "cake" After It...they Might As Well Say "shite Gateau