Part 3 Back To School (the Normal

When Your Own Romantic Life Is Falling Apart, Everyone Else's Looks Fabulous.

Lots Of Women Are Gifting Themselves With Diamonds For Their Right Hand.

You Stand Out Like A Fart In A Church.

He Could Totally Be Your Boyfriend," [angel] Went On With Annoying Persistence. "you Guys Could Get Married. I Could Be Like A Junior Bridesmaid. Total Could Be Your Flower Dog.

My Life Would Never Contain A Convenient, Pain-saving Plan When It Could Stretch A Problem Out Into An Endless Agony Of Uncertainty And Torture.