Part Of Being Married Is Knowing When

A Lot Of Adults Don't Think It's Their Place To Interfere With Kids. I Interfere All The Time.

I Never Said I Was A Weightlifter. I Never Said I Was Trained. I'm Not A Personal Trainer. I Just Enjoy Working Out. So Sometimes I Feel Like, Do I Have To Write A Disclaimer? Like, Disclaimer: "i'm Not A Trainer."

Leopard Print Has Been My Thing Forever! When I Was A Teenager My Entire Room Was Done In Leopard Print - It's Timeless, Chic, And Always In Style. When In Doubt... Leopard!

If I Want To Wear A Long Flowing Dress, Someone Will Say I'm Pregnant.

I'm Proud Of Myself. I Could Break And Go Get All This Plastic Surgery And Get My Nose Fixed And Get Lipo Or Do Whatever, But I Haven't Chosen To Do That Because I Know I'm A Great Person. I'm Pretty Damn Hot, If You Ask Me.