Part Of Courage Is Simple Consistency.

[democrats] Have Become The Party Of Snobs. You Have Become The Party Of Americans Who Think They're Better Than Other Americans.

Politicians, Please, Think Of Yourselves! Move To Help Terri Schiavo, And No One Will Be Mad At You, And You'll Keep A Human Being Alive.

Candor Is A Compliment; It Implies Equality. It's How True Friends Talk.

I Was Sailing From Tedium To Apathy With A Side Trip To Torpor.

Naps Are Nature's Way Of Reminding You That Life Is Nice, Like A Beautiful Swinging Hammock Strung Between Birth And Infinity.