Patience, N. A Minor Form Of Dispair,

Self-restraint Is Indulgence Of The Propensity To Forgo.

Antipathy, N. The Sentiment Inspired By One's Friend's Friend.

Piracy, N. Commerce Without Its Folly-swaddles, Just As God Made It.

Brandy, N. A Cordial Composed On One Part Thunder-and-lightning, One Part Remorse, Two Parts Bloody Murder, One Part Death-hell-and-the-grave And Four Parts Clarified Satan.

The Most Offensive Egotist Is He That Fears To Say "i" And "me." "it Will Probably Rain" - That Is Dogmatic. "i Think It Will Rain" - That Is Natural And Modest. Montaigne Is The Most Delightful Of Essayists Because So Great Is His Humility That He Does Not Think It Important That We See Not Montaigne. He So Forgets Himself That He Employs No Artifice To Make Us Forget Him.