Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With Grass.

Everyone's Nervous These Days. Ronald Mcdonald Has Hired Six Bodyguards, And That's Just To Protect His Buns.

I Have Seen What A Laugh Can Do. It Can Transform Almost Unbearable Tears Into Something Bearable, Even Hopeful.

The Only Time To Believe Any Kind Of Rating Is When It Shows You At The Top.

My Folks Were English. They Were Too Poor To Be British. I Still Have A Bit Of British In Me. In Fact, My Blood Type Is Solid Marmalade.

On One Hole, I Hit An Alligator So Hard, He's Now My Golf Bag.