Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With Grass.

Ronald Reagan Is Not A Typical Politician Because He Doesn't Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal. He's Always Had An Agent For That.

When She Started To Play, Steinway Came Down Personally And Rubbed His Name Off The Piano.

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.

When You Get Over 95, Every Day Is Your Day.