Pedantry Is Paraded Knowledge.

A Wise Man Never Enjoys Himself So Much, Or A Fool So Little, As When He Is Alone.

It's A Wise Man Who Profits By His Own Experience, But It's A Good Deal Wiser One Who Lets The Rattlesnake Bite The Other Fellow.

I Don't Care How Much A Man Talks, If He Only Says It In A Few Words.

If You Do Not Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal, Turn Your Attention To Politics And Learn.

Lying Is Like Trying To Hide In A Fog: If You Move About You're In Danger Of Bumping Your Head Against The Truth, And As Soon As The Fog Blows Off, You Are Gone Anyhow.