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Do Not Worry Too Much About Your Lawn. You Will Soon Find If You Haven't Already That Almost Every Adult American Devotes Tremendous Time And Money To The Maintenance Of An Invasive Plant Species Called Turf Grass That We Can't Eat. I Encourage You To Choose Better Obsessions.

Ergo: Girls Should Always Make The First Move, Because (a) They Are, On The Whole, Less Likely To Be Rejected Than Guys, (b) That Way, Girls Will Never Get Kissed Unless They Want To Be Kissed.

Beware Of That Monster Called 'self-loathing'.

Everybody Should Have True Love, And It Should Last At Least As Long As Your Life Does.

I Would Always Love Alaska Young, My Crooked Neighbor, With All My Crooked Heart.