People Are Always Telling Me That Change

There Are Assumptions Made About The Way You Look. I'm Always Surprised When People Don't Think I'm Smart.

Oh, I'm So Inadequate. And I Love Myself!.

When I Wear High Heels I Have A Great Vocabulary And I Speak In Paragraphs. I'm More Eloquent. I Plan To Wear Them More Often.

I Wouldn't Have Thought Of Myself As A Person Who Could Guide Anybody And Then It Turned Out That I Can.

Through Clinton And Monica, Clinton And Hillary, The Scandal, The Impeachment, Iraq, Bruce And Demi, Ellen And Anne, I Have Remained Consistently And Nauseatingly Adorable. I Have, In Fact, Been Known To Cause Diabetes.