People Are Negative No Matter What You

Men Should Be Like Kleenex, Soft, Strong And Disposable.

I'm Just The Worst Little Buddhist In Town.

I Always Wanted To Be Famous Because I Thought That If I Couldn't Be Good [at Something], I'd Be Famous. I Was Never Really Good. I Was Just Something Different And I Got To Be Famous For Being Different.

Singing Is Like Going To A Party At Someone Else's House. Acting Is Like Having The Party At Your Own House.

Where's My White Collarless Shirt From Fred Segal? It's My Most Capable-looking Outfit!