People Do Not Win People Fights. Lawyers

If Stock Market Experts Were So Expert, They Would Be Buying Stock, Not Selling Advice.

The More Time You Spend Talking About What You Have Been Doing, The Less Time You Have To Do What You Have Been Talking About. Eventually, You Spend More And More Time Talking About Less And Less Until Finally You Spend All Of Your Time Talking About Nothing.

Law Number Xvi: In The Year 2054, The Entire Defense Budget Will Purchase Just One Aircraft. This Aircraft Will Have To Be Shared By The Air Force And Navy 3-1/2 Days Each Per Week Except For Leap Year, When It Will Be Made Available To The Marines For The Extra Day.

By The Time Of The United States Tricentennial, There Will Be More Government Workers Than There Are Workers.

A Recent Government Publication On The Marketing Of Cabbage Contains, According To One Report, 26,941 Words. It Is Noteworthy In This Regard That The Gettysburg Address Contains A Mere 279 Words While The Lord's Prayer Comprises But 67.