People Don't Yell Nasty Things At Actors

I'm Larry David. I Happen To Enjoy Wearing Women's Panties.

You Know Who Wears Sunglasses Inside? Blind People And Assholes.

It's Always Good To Take Something That's Happened In Your Life And Make Something Of It Comedically.

A Place To Go - That's What My Mother Always Instilled In Me. You Need A Place To Go. And You're Worthless Unless You Have A Place To Go.

If I Tried To Flirt With A Woman And She Didn't Know Who I Was, She Would Run Away.