People Go To Car Races To Watch

My Parents Said That I Was Nine Months Old And Would Throw Myself Out Of The Crib Onto The Floor Continually. As Soon As They Left The Room After Putting Me Back In They'd Hear A Big Bump And I'd Be On The Floor Again.

I Think Everyone Roots For The Underdog.

What Calmed Me Down Finally Was When My Girlfriend Got Pregnant.

I Love The Tabloids Except For When I'm In 'em. Especially With The Stuff They Wrote About Jessica And I - It's Obviously Not True.

I Don't Care What Other People Think.