People Hate Me Because I Am A

I've Had The Greatest Respect For My Work In This Country By Americans. Critics Have No Brains.

Don't You Understand How Dramatic It Is To Be A Comic? To Be A Fool, To Get People To Laugh At This Show-off? Milton Berle Could Take Laurence Olivier And Stick Him Under The Table If He Wanted To. And So Could I.

I Have Some Very Personal Feelings About Politics, But I Don't Get Into It Because I Do Comedy Already.

The Doc Told Me I Had A Dual Personality. Then He Lays An 82 Dollar Bill On Me, So I Give Him 41 Bucks And Say, 'get The Other 41 Bucks From The Other Guy.'

I Don't Want To Be Remembered. I Want The Nice Words When I Can Hear Them.