People Have An Infinite Attention Span If

Folks Who Go Through The Tabloids Ought To Have To Be Lied To.

If You Can't Be Kind, At Least Have The Decency To Be Vague.

A Recent Survey Stated That The Average Person's Greatest Fear Is Having To Give A Speech In Public. Somehow This Ranked Even Higher Than Death Which Was Third On The List. So, You're Telling Me That At A Funeral, Most People Would Rather Be The Guy In The Coffin Than Have To Stand Up And Give A Eulogy.

I Know I'm Not Going To Understand Women. I'll Never Understand How You Can Take Boiling Hot Wax, Pour It Onto Your Upper Thigh, Rip The Hair Out By The Root, And Still Be Afraid Of A Spider.

My Parents Didn't Want To Move To Florida, But They Turned Sixty And That's The Law.