People Have Only One Way To Be.

When I Was Young, I Had A List Of Things That I Wanted In A Husband. I Knew What He Should Read And What Sports He Should Like And Blah, Blah, Blah. But The Truth Is, That The List Was A Shocking Mirror Image Of Me. You Want To Marry Yourself When You Are Young. All The Things You Think Are So Urgently Important, When You Get Older, You Discover They Don't Have Anything To Do With Love.

When I Buy A New Book, I Always Read The Last Page First, That Way In Case I Die Before I Finish, I Know How It Ends. That, My Friend, Is A Dark Side.

Everybody Dies. There's Nothing You Can Do About It. Whether You Eat Six Almonds A Day. Whether Or Not You Believe In God.

It's Always Hard To Remember Love - Years Pass And You Say To Yourself, Was I Really In Love Or Was I Just Kidding Myself? Was I Really In Love Or Was I Just Pretending He Was The Man Of My Dreams? Was I Really In Love Or Was I Just Desperate?

It Had Better Be Quirky Or Perverse Or Thoughtful Enough So That You Hit Some Chord In Them. I Mean We've All Read Pieces Where We Thought, 'oh, Who Gives A Damn.'