People Just Assume That If You're Famous,

Having Been In A Relationship Since I Was 18, I'm Very Domestic, But I Don't Enjoy Cooking For Myself. I Don't Mind Cooking For Other People... But I Don't Like Cleaning Or Washing Dishes, Although I Don't Mind Doing Laundry.

To Be Outspoken, Or Different At All, Is A Problem For Women.

You Have To Assume Everything Is Going To End Up Online, Even If You're Alone In A Hotel Elevator.

I Resent Having To Prove That I'm Not A Retard.

If You Eat Chinese Food, Your Farts Come Out Like Chinese Food. If You Eat Mexican Food, Your Farts Come Out Like Mexican Food. And Milk, It’s Like - You Can Smell The Warmth In The Fart. My Wardrobe On Transformers Always Smells Like Farts, And I Have No Idea Why.