People Might Think Writing Is A Hard

Curiosity Might Have Killed The Cat, But Little Girls Usually Fared Much Better.

Ah, Well. Life's Too Short For Moderation, Wouldn't You Say?

... For Home Is A Magnet That Lures Back Even Its Most Abstracted Children.

...which Fairy-tale Princess Ever Chose Her Maid Over Her Prince?

I Probably Coughed Self-pityingly In Response, Little Aware That I Was About To Cross A Tremendous Threshold Beyond Which There Would Be No Return, That In My Hands I Held An Object Whose Simple Appearance Belied Its Profound Power. All True Readers Have A Book, A Moment, Like The One I Describe, And When Mum Offered Me That Much-read Library Copy Mine Was Upon Me.