People Only Do Their Best At Things

Oakmont, You've Got To Be Playing Slope.

I'm More Proud Of The Good Rounds I've Played While Hitting The Ball Badly Than Of The Great Rounds While Hitting The Ball Well. I Understand My Swing Well Enough To Get Myself Through A Tournament And Win It. I've Made It Work.

Nick O'leary Is A Tough Kid. He Doesn't Use Gloves. It's Freezing Outside And He's Obviously Wearing Short Sleeves Like All The Other Guys That Let Their "guns" Stick Out.

He Has The Finest, Fundamentally Sound Golf Swing I've Ever Seen.

Golfers Have A Tendency To Be Very Masochistic. They Like To Punish Themselves For Some Reason. A Lot Of Them Like Tough Courses.