People Should Never Allow Themselves To Be

I Love Stephen Colbert And Jon Stewart Because They're Bringing Irony Back Into American Humor, Which Is A Delicious Treat. The Entire Colbert Persona Of Being Extreme Right-wing When He's Not At All Is Highly Amusing. He Does It So Well, But Sometimes A Little Too Well. My Wife Is Convinced He's Completely That Way.

I'm Not Blowing My Own Trumpet Here, But I Made A Rap Song 20 Years Ago With Afrika Bambaataa.

The Real Color Of My Hair Is Mouse. I Always Want To Be Ginger, Which I Was When I Was Born, Or Blond, Because I Live In L.a., And I Want To Look Like I Go Surfing Without Any Physical Effort.

I Hate Death; It Takes People Away From You. You're Left Feeling Rudderless.

I Got Into Music By Happenchance And Luck And Wearing A T-shirt With "i Hate Pink Floyd" On It. The Irony Has Never Failed To Amuse Me Ever Since Because I Didn't Hate Pink Floyd At All! And Yet You Have An Entire Range Of People Out There Believing That The Best Thing You Can Do In Life Is To Hate Pink Floyd. Come On, It's Because It's The World I Live In!