People Sometimes Mistake Being Serious With Being

When I Left Maine, I Always Wanted To Be A Working Actor. I Never Cared Too Much About Being The Star. I Just Wanted To Do The Work And Get On With It.

Didn't You Take Economics? You Could Have Had Me For $49.95.

A Wedding Is Like A Funeral, But With Musicians.

In Los Angeles, As I Gained And Lost Celebrity, Then Gained It Again, I Often Found Myself Wondering Why I, Out Of Thousands Like Me, Had Become Famous.

The Key To A Successful Marriage Is Accepting That You're Not Going To Change The Other Person. And The Words "yes, Dear. Whatever You Want.