People Think I Am America's Party Girl,

Why Is Partying And Having A Good Time Bad?

If You Want To Be Mean To Each Other, Just Buy A Country Together And Blow Each Other Up. Then We'd Have No Terrorists Left.

There Are Opportunities Out There For Everyone, Always. This Truly Inspires Me.

I Just Started Making Bloody Marys. I Always Thought They Looked Gross, Then I Tasted One. There's An Art To It, From The Tabasco To The Worcestershire.

You Know, It Actually Can Happen. I Mean, The Chances Of It Happening Are Very Rare, But It Can Happen Actually. Which Is Crazy. Not That It—the Chances Of It Are, Like, You Know, It's Like Probably ‘pigs Could Fly.' Like, I Don't Think Pigs Could Fly, But Actually Sharks Could Be Stuck In Tornados. There Could Be A Sharknado.